The Sun through the window, calls me to play,
saying, don’t sit at the PC wasting your day,
come out and frolic, let your mind just roam free,
Leave the keyboard to itself, come sit with me.
I answer so sweetly,’ Just a few things to do,
then I’ll come outside and be there with you,’
but alas and alack, as the words leave my mouth
my good temper vanishes, going north or was it south?
Suddenly without warning the IE browser starts to stall,
the gif I am ‘adding’ vanishes, I can’t find it all,
someone’s page won’t respond, and there’s nothing to do
Internet Explorer is busy, It’s “Outer Limits” for you.
You’re a tease and you show it, dealing a full body blow,
By saying ‘Your connections wrong, didn’t you know?’
‘Cannot display that Webpage, need any help at all?’
but alas, too late for that, as ‘helpfully’ my head hits the wall..
Oh Internet Explorer, you … browser you….,
Will you please stop scrounging all of my CPU
Leave me in peace until I search for a cure,
Google Chrome’s first choice, it keeps my thoughts Oh So Pure.!!
LadyP © 2010