Weighty Matters…..

 

I put one foot upon the scales

and left the other on the floor,

It was lovely seeing 4 stone 3

before I knew my weight for sure

now, slowly does it, raise the leg

put both feet where they should be

and open your eyes it always helps

otherwise you can’t see, you see?

now look at the dial, take a deep breath

it’s not a matter of life and death,

it’s only a total for goodness sake

OOOh..you’ve lost a few pounds?..where’s that cake?

 

 

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